And here we thought hell was hot...

AN OLD HUMMM FROM AN OLD HUMMMMM!!!!!
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

Random meanderings of illogically pissed off mind

Here I sit,
All the random possibilities of things that have happened running through my head,
Tearing at the walls of my senses, 
trying to rip their way free of my throbbing skull.
Inside I bleed away a thousand lives, 
each one strange and more benign then the one before it.
Colorless thoughts of pain and suffering plague the already diseased dreams,
Turning daydreams into violent nightmares full of ghastly yet melancholy scenarios.
Life and death are no longer separated, 
they are one joined in an unholy union,
Forever procreating the lies and deception of that filth called love. 
Its not normal you see, 
this is me,
My existence, 
black, corroded, hollow, 
yet the flow is never staunched,
The lifeblood still pours from the gashes in my thoughts like a million rivers, 
turbulence is all I know,
There is no saving this lost soul, 
in time it will disappear, 
gone and forgotten...

Something to think about...

We as human beings perpetuate and propagate lies and deceptions so nothing in our human existence changes, thus making our substantiality in todays world more comfortable to us. What, I wonder, is the reasons we have for maintaining this when, further on down the road people discover the truth behind the deceit that it does more damage then good....
Relationships get broken, friendships and lives are lost until you get to a point where you have no faith in anything or anyone...

I for one know that yes, I am a Liar. No, I am not proud of it but, in a place where integrity and fidelity are the main keys to potential happiness and longevity to a relationship, I just can't understand WHY my/your/their significant other feels that lying is the best way to handle a situation that arises. Don't they understand that in the future you plan to have together it is best to be forthright and truthful?? If a question gets asked instead of shady and deceptive???

I just don't get it... I Know there are times when it is best to just keep your mouth shut but in no way does that constitute reciting an elaborate fallacy about something just to maintain what you already have...

Lying to someone and knowing deep down that eventually you will be found out only creates more stress in your own life with the fact you have to keep up with telling more lies to cover up the first lie you told and so on and so forth... And you still have the potential to lose everything you were trying to protect with the lie because by the time everything has come out in the wash it does so and a grander scale then you can comprehend and you end up sitting back and saying, "Why the hell am I such a dumbshit???"

Truth be told, I do not have many pet peeves. This right here, yes I mean lies and deceit, are the ones on the very tip top of my list. I have always tried to be an honest person in my life. Yes, I have lied to keep my life together but I have also turned around and gave up the truth just as willingly and not maintained a lie after I lost everything I held dear.... Its just not worth it.

Someone that does this just seems like less of a person to me and its no wonder I could never fully ever trust that person. Something I should have seen a LONG time ago. That was my bad for trying to trust them. (sorry off subject)

Anyways, I just get really tired of people dealing with me with "kid gloves" through fallacy and deception.... I AM NOT that fucking soft-headed or soft-hearted that I can not handle being told the truth... I get even more annoyed when I find out thats what people are doing who claim by all rights that they are my friends and or love interests... Just be fucking honest... Brutally if needs be... I am sick of finding shit out secondhand and discovering I have been lied to all along... This is not what friends/bestfriends/lovers do... Its not right...

I will say this though, If this is the way people choose to keep handling their lives and friendships with me, I will move on and leave you behind... You may sit back and point your fingers with feelings of hurt and deception and say that I am/was not good enough and not worthy enough, because I am the one who left you, but before you do this, take a flashback in your own life and your dealings with me and see how you acted in the situation and what could have been changed to keep me around...